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Outside Burrito

An Outside Burrito is one of those burritos that you get at a mexican restaurant 2 minutes before they close... They slap spoon fulls of bean juice, luke warm half cooked chicken, and whatever other musty day old toppings you get in a burrito, they wrap it half ass, then they tell you to “get the hell out” so you and your buddy stand outside in the rain, eating your grimey burritos on top of his car when one of you looks at the other as a slime of beans and rice slips out of the tortilla like hot snakes and says, “Now this... This is an Outside Burrito.”
Friend 1 - “Hey lets go pick up Yag from work and get some free food before they throw it out.”
Friend 2 - “Ahhhh yes... An Outside Burrito.”
by Eweesheewee March 12, 2020
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Burrito stomach

Stomachache after eating a burrito with rice, beans, carne asada and spicy salsa.
Jim: ahhhhhh . I think I got the burrito stomach.

Lahey: did you eat it with spicy salsa?

Jim: yes sir. (Holds stomach)

Lahey: yup it is the burrito stomach
by Davemarrow March 12, 2021
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Burrito's tatas

Rushmore Titties, mommy milkers, teddy's hands pillows, oxygen provider...
Burrito's tatas
by coffee_man March 27, 2023
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burrito

no
-did you do the homework yesterday?
-burrito
by anthony haramzarabi October 14, 2022
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burrito shaming

Judging a mexican restaraunt on the quality of their burritos
"Yeah theyr open 24 hours but they put entire leaves of lettuce and fat tomato slices in the burritos" you are burrito shaming a place
by squarepizza February 28, 2016
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burrito super

wat pablo ordeers at Chipotle;
A burrito with everything on it with extra queso and corn
Chipotle employee: hi pablo what u want today
Pablo: burrito super
by dicktobert June 7, 2022
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White Burrito

A sex act where one person with a penis ejaculates into the area between the head and foreskin of another person's penis. The tip of the foreskin is then tied off, sealing the flavor within. To eat a white burrito, simply untie the foreskin and suck out the content.
Do you want to try giving me a White Burrito tonight? I heard it tastes incredible...
by estragSheesh December 11, 2021
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