Boyfriend tax

The price you pay for the luxury of having a boyfriend. Example: Cleaning, cooking, and popping back zits. Occasionally reciprocation for oral sex/blow jobs.

Boyfriend tax is worse than girlfriend tax, but I can't pull wax strips off of my bikini area myself, so here we are.

by cv rebelchick October 2, 2016

Boff

another way to reference electronic cigarette or a vape, without sounding like a nerd

“can i have go of your boff mate?”
“aye pal there ya go”

by Nobody likes monaco May 11, 2019

fobber boff

sexual intercourse exceeding average expectations; fobber referring to great or amazing (level of enjoyment), and boff referring basic sexual intercourse.

James and Sarah shared a fobber boff.

by Aaron Barber May 27, 2005

Zero Boyfriend ROI

To be fully invested in a boyfriend - personal time, money, and reputation resulting in less than or zero satisfactory returned value on his part. When this happens the girl must remove her rose tinted glasses to make a good business decision soley on the facts presented.

Zero return of his personal time, money, plus add harm to said girl's reputation = Zero Boyfriend ROI = license for her to upgrade to a better suitor, and drop him without notice or fair warning.

Zero Boyfriend ROI

by smartbusinesswoman June 19, 2010

sudo boyfriend

A 13 year old boy from the internet that you are dating. Also could be a geeky controlling guy that gets what he wants.

my sudo boyfriend just made me make him a sandwich

by blkice September 11, 2010

Vsco boyfriend

Basically the guy you want put he prob doesn’t exist. He takes your scrunchies and gives you his hoodies. Texts you all night. Wants to take you on cute adventures. Is basically your best friend.

I wish I had a vsco boyfriend.

by yavscogirl June 27, 2019

Shelley's boyfriend

The victim of a very tragic twist of fate in which God deems someone just too god damn sexy for his/her (in this case "his") own good, and thus gives him a tragic flaw. In Shelly's boyfriend's example, this tragic flaw is the inability to wear sleeves, EVER. As a result his arms are at a constant freezing temperature, and he has to hold onto his girlfriend Shelly for warmth.

Dude I feel so sorry for that guy, that's a real Shelly's Boyfriend if i've ever seen it. But boy, he sure is hot.

by LAURE ST. GEORGES September 15, 2003