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Mexican Birthday Cake 

When you send someone (who is in jail) a cake with a file in it
Pedro got busted for mastubating in public and was put in jail. So his best friend John sent him a Mexican Birthday Cake

it's your birthday

when something really cool happens to you, it's your birthday
You aced the exam! Go shorty, it's your birthday.

its my birthday 

A social phrase to tell someone to give you a present. because, it's your birthday.
Arny: its my birthday
Michael: So..
Arny: Ahem
Michael: OH YEAH, HERE BRO. -hands wads of cash from wallet-
its my birthday by CRUNKBEAST December 19, 2009

fake birthday

1. A term that certain lacrosse teams seem to think is funny to sing to a person
and tell restaurants it is their birthday when it is in reality not their birthday.

2. When someone intentionally tells someone it is their birthday to get things.
Team: "Happy Birthday to you, Julie!"
Julie: "...It's not my birthday..."
Team: "Oh but it is. Just go with it. It's your fake birthday."

october 18 birthday 

October 18 is for the gays and if your b day is on this day your probably into guys and if your a girl and you have this birthday your hot asf
October 18 birthday is for weird ass boys

The Happy Birthday 

When a guy is fingering a girl's asshole and he puts that finger in his mouth and gags himself until he throws up onto her asshole and then the girl lets out a fart, making a barf bubble, and after it pops, it shows the location of her asshole and then the guy fucks her asshole. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
"Hey did you hear?"
"Hear what?"
"Oh my god man... Steve was dared by his girlfriend to give her The Happy Birthday on her birthday!"
"Ew man, that's fucking gross."
"Yea but I heard it's like getting high."
"What ever man, that's fucked up!"