bible

like "i swear to God"

helga: omg i shit my pants.
martina: omg. bible?
helga: bible frrrr

by poopypeepee69696969696969 January 24, 2022

bible

an ancient novel full of murder, corruption, slavery, homophobia, beastiality, incest and cruelty. it is often read to young children on a sunday.

Parent: come on kid, we're going to study the bible.
Kid: don't you mean that moldy old book that tells lies?
Parent: yes! praise jesus!

by jesus is in us all....~ December 20, 2021

Biblical

Some event or thing that is beyond mundane or is historical

That game was biblical because it went into overtime on a controversial playcall.

by jondich February 13, 2022

Bibled

The ejaculation of sperm into a book of any kind with the originating book being a Bible.

Ryan I Bibled your book.

by stan_2019 March 10, 2022

Bibled

The ejaculation into a book originating from a Bible.

Ryan Bibled his maths book last night.

by stan_2019 March 10, 2022

Bibled

The ejaculation into a book originating from a Bible.

Ryan Bibled his maths book last night.

by BigHS March 10, 2022

Biblio

Epic, sacred, huge

He rolled a joint of biblio proportions!

by Mavismauve March 10, 2022