Bald

Someone who had to sacrifice their hair for “reasons”

I wish I was bald

by Sammymmm1 December 18, 2021

Bald

When you have no hair

or you're just kaito

Kaito is so fucking bald holy shit

by CookiesLost December 19, 2021

Bald

Bald means you don’t touch grass and don’t shower for 10 days and sweat in a baking chair

Ian your bald for not showering this week. Go outside and touch grass,

by Sodie man December 28, 2021

bald

Nick

Nick is bald.

by Nitcholous January 20, 2022

baldhead hoes

Runners, HAVE NO HAIR want a bf but be poppin pussy out here

u have no hair your a baldhead hoes

by kodak is unknown January 21, 2022

Bald

When you’re so surprised or excited for something, especially when you aren’t expecting it.

*Beyoncé releases a surprise album*

Me: OMG I AM SO BALD!

by leakeypipe January 21, 2022

bald jobs

The head of one or two bald guys is used to cause ejaculation of a male/female. This is a bald job.

"I heard a bald jobs was better than a boob jobs"

by jfishyy February 1, 2022