colorado bagel bite

When you jerk off using a oven hot bagel bite and eat it afterwards

Chris: what did you have for dinner last night

Daniel: I had a Colorado bagel bite

by Big daddy ducanator November 20, 2016

Bagel rizz

Something only a stupid ahh mf named Samad Atifi would attempt to pull off. Bagel rizz never ends well and almost always results in being laughed at in public. Bagel rizz includes the act of asking a bitch if she wants a bagel in hopes to pipe.

Nahhh no way this dude tried bagel rizz

by DontBeatWomenPlz May 6, 2024

Bagel

Somebody who is very cool, often referred to as swaggy.

She is such a bagel! :heart_eyes:

by Real Zammy April 27, 2021

Bagel

What you say after you trick your friend into looking over there.

guy1: hi guy2
guy2: look over there
guy1: huh
guy2: BAGEL
guy1: kill yourself

by BrainNourishment October 23, 2025

Bagel Music

'be͡ɪɡə͡l 'mju zɪk

Noun.
1. Your favorite song.

2. A song that you would listen to while you're getting a bagel.

"What's your bagel music?"

"So, this is the kind of bagel music you listen to."

by Not Lucas Marcus October 8, 2025

depression bagel

A depression bagel is a bagel you eat while you are feeling depressed, to make you happy again

Person1: “i feel kind of depressed”
Person2: “you should get a depression bagel”

by Leftsockguy November 14, 2021

Ziad bagel

A ziad a a boy who plays league of legends all day and don’t go outside but gets good grades but not so good social skills.

1: Bro, where is this guy?

2: he’s just a ziad bagel
1: ahhhhh, ok I understand

by Mrmc_cum_man July 7, 2023