A hot English (I think) actress who for some reason chooses to be in shitty movies who married a fine ass director. All I know is that she was in Van Helsing , underworld 1 & 2(oddly enough she was not in 3, however). The only so so movie I saw of hers was when she had a supporting role in the aviator and I heard she was in the last days of disco, which I haven't seen yet. She also got punk'd and seems cool I guess.
Kate Beckinsale is the the polar opposite of Kate Winslet, who chooses her roles based on substance, not on $.
Theres a reason one has Oscars, and the other doesnt... JS
Theres a reason one has Oscars, and the other doesnt... JS
by Sheknowsthistoo September 12, 2009
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( Person sitting next to you lifts one leg and farts ). I have to go, that Barking Spider just put me off my lunch.
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1) I kept peeing between the seat and bowl until I started bare backing.
2) I am too big and too old to fit on the toilet seat, so I have to pee and poop while bare backing.
2) I am too big and too old to fit on the toilet seat, so I have to pee and poop while bare backing.
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Ben: dont touch me mark with your barkinsons finger.
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Ben Ah my entire body has curled up in a foetus position.
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Ben Ah my entire body has curled up in a foetus position.
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"Why is Jenny with that guy? He's an idiot"
"Oh, well she's 33 now and she wants to get married so she's banking"
"Oh, well she's 33 now and she wants to get married so she's banking"
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