German Army Helmet

A gift you give to another person but really intend to use it or benefit from it yourself.

I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!

I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.

by kdawk August 3, 2018

Army cheems

He secretly wants to have sex with Napoleon cheems

Army cheems

by Oversimplified October 18, 2020

Bacon army

Where a bunch of Virgins gather and talk about kid friendly shit. Either way there a bunch of hoes

LOOK AT THIS BACON ARMY MEMBER

by Bacon Army hater 69430 March 14, 2022

Army

People who will always Adore and protect their BTS from any costs

BTS: You can hate BTS, but you can never hate ARMYs
ARMYs: You can hate us, but you can never hate our boys

by Army <3 July 3, 2018

german army hat

Often referring to the tip of a man's penis. Also called a mushroom head.

He had a big German army hat on him.

by bigbarbie86 October 27, 2015

ARMY

ARMY is the world's biggest fandom and that fandom is for BTS. ARMY will protect BTS at all costs from haters. ARMY loves all members.사랑해 방탄 소년단. 💜💜💜

ARMY's will love BTS forever.

by BangtanBoysForever March 22, 2021

marching the army

A stylish way to say you're gunna jerk off or that you jerked off!

1. I'm plannin on marching the army tonight to some lesbian porn!
2. I marched the army all over my room last night!

by Sadman101 September 28, 2018