Phantom Tax

Big black dude named "phantom" walks into his other friends room and demands food. After yoinking his food he exclaims "phantom tax!"

Basically phantom tax is when your friend steals your shit.

Your so phantom tax, your so skibbidy!

by Pandacous December 1, 2023

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Phantom nut

When you cum but no cum leaves you penis

Bro me and that cute bitch were fucking all night to the point I started phantom nuting

by Antonio’s a god damm jew December 4, 2023

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When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.

"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."

by ElzearYoung December 7, 2023

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The Phantom

Sexual move; when a man tucks his dick and balls between his legs and performs intercourse on a man or woman while wearing a strap on.

"I snuck in and let that girl have it with the Phantom last night! She had no clue what hit her."

by MR WRENCH December 16, 2023

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Phantom's revenge

When someone jerks you off from behind while you are in the middle of performing "The Phantom".

I can't believe that homeless guy gave me a Phantom's Revenge while I was doing The Phantom on my date in the alley last night!.

by MR WRENCH December 16, 2023

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Phantoms

The Phantoms are a team that stands in for your rec league bye week. These boys are on the schedule but never show up because they only exist to provide an alibi to get out of the house for 3 hours only to smash parking lot beers with the crew.

Don't wait up babe we have the late game tonight against The Phantoms tonight.

by xXRoofTopHeroXx December 6, 2022

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