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Blumpkin spice latte

noun: a blumpkin administered on a delightfully autumnal day.
The leaves were falling, Taylor Swift was playing, and she gave me a blumpkin spice latte.
by JohnCaleLovesYou September 3, 2023
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Blumpkin

An alternative and very sexual phrase for big boner.
"Hey Jimmy I see your big ol' blumpkin sticking out of your new limited edition Shaquille O'Neal basketball shorts, by the way nice blumpkin".
by Oiyer69 July 8, 2022
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Reversal Blumpkin

When a woman is taking a shit on the toilet the man proceeds to eat out her vagina
Hey babe its your turn to return the so how bout that reversal blumpkin
by LILBIRD87 June 10, 2022
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Blumpkin bagel

Both seasonal and festive, getting a blow job while taking shit while eating a pumpkin bagel.
It was fall and I was feeling festive and frisky but had to shit so naturally I asked my girl for a blumpkin bagel.
by Muffins. August 24, 2022
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In n out blumpkin

Sitting on the toilet sucking a dude off, whilst being sucked by a woman and both guys bust simultaneously making it seem as if the guy standings load went in n out.
We were so fucked last night. that in n out blumpkin will be one for the books.
by LeftTwixBar222222 November 7, 2022
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Double Blumpkin

Also known as the double decker Blumpkin, is a position where one defecates into the toilet bowl and the other receives a blow job while pooping in the toilet tank.
Shelly gave me the steamiest Double Blumpkin on our Honeymoon getaway last week.
by Dinglebear April 30, 2022
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Blumpkin

A pet name for when you are your significant other are so close, in love, and inseparable which maintaining a best friendship as well. The ultimate level of a forever relationship. Can also be shortened to "blumpy."
Gee, I love you so much blumpkin.

Right back atcha, blumpy.
by Blumpy and blumpskin October 2, 2022
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