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Your Mom Goes To Collage

An insult towards you and your mom pretty much saying your stupid and so is your mom and you have here genes...
>>Man your dumb!
--Well at least my mom doesnt go to collage
>>I think its your female parental unit attends a post-secondary institution
by Brandon H May 27, 2005
mugGet the Your Mom Goes To Collagemug.

What's under your mom's bed

A black guy with a big ass black ass cock that your mom likes to suck and put up her ass when everyone else falls asleep
Black guy:are the kids almost asleep?
Mom:just hold on I'll go check on them.
Black guy:ok.
Mom:ok they are asleep let's get it on!!!
Black guy:oh yeah that feels good!
Kid:mom,what's under your mom's bed?
by Pussy eater101 October 31, 2018
mugGet the What's under your mom's bedmug.
forcefully power thrusting your tongue into the brown eye of ones bestfriends mom
What did you do lastnight??" "Just tongue punched your moms fart box"
by mocracy June 18, 2010
mugGet the tongue punched your moms fart boxmug.
it's pretty self explanatory
person 1: oh yeah, ur mom is dead!
person 2: yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american
by chris cringle September 4, 2004
mugGet the shit in your mom's mouth for 50pmug.
Just about. The greatest comeback to anything. Used mainly when talking about the size of genitals, but can apply to anything else.
Person A - Hey look at our science. That's bigger than yours!
Person B - That's not what your mom said last night!
Person C - Oh BURN.
by More Awesome Than Thou November 13, 2005
mugGet the That's not what your mom said last nightmug.

Your mom gay get roast

An attempt to roast someone but your too socially awkward to actually say anything
"Haha your mom gay get roast"
"what a fucking loser"
by Bigbirdscumsock June 10, 2021
mugGet the Your mom gay get roastmug.
The end-all be-all phrase that has the power to end any verbal argument. Once spoken, your opponent will be so much in awe that he will quietly back away.
Brendan: Glass isn't a true solid.
Devin: Your moms a true solid. And so was the dump I took on her chest.
Brendan: ::backs away slowly::
by Biggie McDevin August 4, 2004
mugGet the i took a dump on your moms chestmug.

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