Wokeing

Waking up in a retarded way

Faris is Wokeing a little too much today

by LaziestAlien March 30, 2024

Woke and Boke

The past tense of Wake And Bake

I was gonna go to work today, but I woke and boke instead. Now I’ll just sit around and make excuses for myself instead.

by Cheebcrazy July 3, 2019

Woke

Adj. Term used to describe a person who is opinionated and has no filter.

Gabriel is so woke, he isn’t going to have a dog lick peanut butter from his crotch because of his awareness that overweight dogs are ostracized and wants his dog to be vegan thin.

by anonymous December 8, 2022

Woke

Stay the fuck away from me.

That mother need to be woke.

by moody Kitty April 7, 2022

Woke

Another word for "the enemy". It refers to anyone and anything who a particular group sees as evil, antagonistic, and/or opposing.

1. Stay "woke".
2. If you disagree with me, you're "woke".
3. BLM is super "woke"
4. All leftist are "woke".

by Lucifina Nightinger October 8, 2023

Woke Putin

Woke Putin was a war hero from the years 1377-1438. He fought to make Dreamywar and Ambastler, his grandparents happy in the Hundred Year War. He was born in Schweinfurt, Germany in the year 1361. He fought in Fickmuhlen, a town in Niedersachsen when he was 19. He had very hard years as his parents, Nizza and Trump left Woke Putin when he was 61. He tragically was very goonicidal and died from gooning too hard in his pants.

"We remember Woke Putin forever!" Woke Bird the 7th, Woke Putin's great great great great great great great grandson in 2011 at 89 years old.

by Playboy Cardi March 30, 2025

Woke

The latest Conservative buzzword for people who don't toe the Conservative line. First they called anyone who disagreed with them a communist. Then they called us socialists. Then it was virtue signalling. Then it was cancel culture. Now they've gone for 'woke'. It all means the same thing, which is "while I pretend to uphold freedom of speech I am going to apply this convenient buzz word to silence yours because it threatens my privilege".

Conservative: *Attacks a minority*
Progressive: "Stop being an arsehoke toward these people"
Conservative: "Woke bla bla bla... Something about virtue signalling and snowflake"

by Personwithaconscience January 4, 2022