The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.
by Muddypuddle54 April 1, 2021
Get the Wiping The Puddlemug. A term in deepwoken meaning to off yourself. Normally used as an insult after you've downed someone and they want to talk shit
Person 1: you grip freshies, die.
Person 2: You arent a freshie, you have bell
Person 2: LL
Person 2:?
Person 1: Just wipe
Person 2: wipe irl
Person 2: You arent a freshie, you have bell
Person 2: LL
Person 2:?
Person 1: Just wipe
Person 2: wipe irl
by JustAJoker April 17, 2023
Get the wipe irlmug. 
When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.
"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."
by jjbrack77 April 23, 2016
Get the dick wiping thingmug. verb; to squeeze a wad of toilet paper between one's own butt cheeks in order to pull up one's pants and postpone wiping in an emergency
The fire alarm went off when I was in the middle of taking a dump, so I decided to just hug-wipe and get the hell out of there.
by DThompStomp November 23, 2017
Get the hug-wipemug. by LeoGotNits June 7, 2023
Get the Melon Wipemug. "You fucking wet wipe"
by willy wanger April 27, 2021
Get the wet wipemug.