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wipe tubing

The act of wiping the one's own anus while positioned on the seat of a toilet at the precise time of which video technology is being received by the individual via any of the five currently known senses (or any possible other sense not yet discovered/realized/invented by human kind) all while consciously inhibited by the chemical reaction produced in the brain of an individual by igniting the flowers' subatomic particles of the historically popular marijuana plant.
"Johnny! Take out the trash please." Said Johnny's Mother.

"Gimme a minute, Mom." Johnny explained. "I am wipe tubing!"
by Jakylnpsa August 2, 2017
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clam wipe

When a woman wipes her vaginas on an unsuspecting person's face after she just had sex.
That passed out dude on the couch just got clam wiped.
by Markram January 29, 2017
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Wipe lie

When after the first wipe, the toilet paper is clean but you wipe for a second time and realise it was just an illusion. It then takes half the roll to get clean.
I had a very satisfied smile after a clean first wipe but the next revealed I had been fooled, a wipe lie!
by HizerKite November 22, 2023
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circle of wipe

The act in which you bring a tasty snack when you are about to defecate.

Example: I have just enjoyed a circle of wipe
Oh man I brought this tasty sandwich to the shitter so I can enjoy a nice circle of wipe
by DirtyHairy June 23, 2015
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Friction-less Wipe

When you wipe your ass, and the paper glides friction-less, so you know you're fucked.
John: Bro, you used all the toilet paper!
Doe: Yeah man, it was a friction-less wipe.
by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025
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ass wipe

a wipe you use to wipe ur ass hole after crapping
Your such an ass wipe.

Thanks i love ass wipes
by joecord May 17, 2016
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Ass wipe

penn in aSS THen WipE
Mooma eat myt aasss hole with the ass wipe
by CICKERAAA November 10, 2020
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