Sling-Shot Wink

When you send a "wink" on match.com (a way to reach out and let someone know you're interested) and the other party winks back instead of sending you an email reply. Now you have to write an email which you may as well have done from the start.

I sent a girl a wink to let her know I was interested. Rather than reply with an email I got a sling-shot wink back from her.

by jrn112162 May 7, 2013

Rip Van Winkle festival

When more than 3 people purposely trap their genitals in a vehicle door.

"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"

by hackneydale November 17, 2015

woody hood winked

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.

We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

kelly-van-winkle

The act of pulling up and spreading apart one’s own vagina to reveal the clitoris and other inner workings of the vaginal folds.

To my surprise, Vicki was doing the kelly-van-winkle in her leaked nude pic.

by Stickypee May 12, 2020

tiddle my winkles

A common phrase meaning “darn”.

Isabelle walks in wearing a shirt inside out.
Grant points it out to Isabelle.

Isabelle: “Aw, tiddle my winkles.”

by Hellopetunia99 December 16, 2020

Tiddling their winks

A way of saying someone is jerking off instead of doing what they are supposed to.

You can believe they were just a bunch of assholes sitting around tiddling their winks.

by Quiteuncomfortable March 8, 2021

Pip Van Winkle

When Pip oversleeps and a significant amount of time passes until he wakes up and finds himself an old man with a long white beard

Oh look you decided to join us in this century. Our good buddy Pip Van Winkle!

by Derek MF ForReal April 10, 2021