Stunt wanking

Wanking in dangerous situations or positions, doing tricks to hit targets or break records

Mick was stunt wanking and shot himself in the eye

by Chuck Ebz January 4, 2022

highest wanking officer

Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.

"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."

by roverdose September 28, 2022

highest wanking officer

Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.

"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."

by roverdose September 28, 2022

chicken winging

When holding a longarm/rifle, the act of bending your arm to a 90° Angle to the body, making it look like a Chicken's Wings. This technic is the right way to hold a rifle with a traditional stock, as it provides a sort of grip between the shoulder and the clavicle, however doing it with a rifle equiped with a pistol grip will result in you looking like a dummy.

-Yo Rick, why the fuck are you Chicken Winging ?
-That's the right way to hold a rifle, dumbass !
-You're using an AK platform, idiot. You have a pistol grip and the buttplate is like 90% over your shoulder, you're just being retarded.

by Bak2Bakou December 14, 2023

free winging

When you normally read off a script but witch to speaking with your own unfiltered thoughts

Jess: "i was free winging the last part in our project"
Marie: "no wonder we failed"

by adrianaventi January 14, 2024

Jealousy Wanking

When one masturbates over an erotic situation that simultaneously makes them feel jealous.

When Mark found videos of his wife Jessie having an affair he quickly found himself Jealousy Wanking.

by IndiLee November 9, 2023

shiv wanking

when your edgeing your penis and you feel like your going to nut, but you stop. Then you take out your knife and slice a bit of your penis off so you can edge more.

Jorge loved edgeing, he edged in class, in the principals office, in his mom's bedroom everywhere he went. Jorge felt like he nutted to fast so he decided to start shiv wanking. He sliced a bit of foreskin off his torch to stop him from nutting, then continued, after countless hours, beating his record he nutted with a big smile of his face oh and also on his tip.

by skibbidi_toliet April 17, 2024