when it rains it whores

After a dry spell with women, you suddenly have more loose ladies than you can handle. An embarrassment of riches.

Similar to "when it rains, it pours"

Guy 1: "I haven't met anyone in a long time. Last night I met 3 girls at the bar when I was loaded"

Guy 2: "When it rains it whores"

by Matches&Gasoline January 27, 2023

When the funny

funny

Me when the funny:

by Very Helpful June 24, 2023

why have 1 when you can have 5

why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.

ex.) why have 1 when you can have 5 hoes

by buffandol lover March 04, 2022

when the balls are balls

a common term that describes a hardcore event that involves hard things

guy 1: (sends a video of hardheadedness)
response: "that's what happens when the balls are balls "
response 2:"that's the balls"

by cheeze handler February 22, 2022

when a guy wiggles his tongue

Oral sex. When a guy wiggles his tongue at you, it implies that he wants to have oral.

Don't you hate it when a guy wiggles his tongue? So weird.

by !! gObdjrfhyhffyf July 03, 2022

A watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf

When waiting for a reaction or action from an adversary (the wolf) it feels like it takes forever.

- ”have you received the legal claim that we’re expecting yet?”

- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”

by [Exh0] May 30, 2025

when they go low, we go submarine

A riff on when they go low, we go high. Meant to indicate an intent to respond to incivility or violence with GREATER incivility or violence. Gained popularity during the 2023 Titan submersible disaster.

Michelle Obama said, “When they go low, we go high” but I think that's bullshit. I think that when they go low, we go submarine

by purplebackpack89 March 28, 2024