Activity consisting of a longer period of activly avoiding productivity in favour of undemanding leisure, resulting in a person idly wasting either their future, health, opportunities, relationships or all previously mentioned at once.
"Hey man, are you doing anything this weekend?"
"Nah man I'll just watch Netflix and play videogames."
"Oh, so you're just wasting."
"What the fuck does that mean?"
"Nah man I'll just watch Netflix and play videogames."
"Oh, so you're just wasting."
"What the fuck does that mean?"
by Grammaticallycorrectaubergine June 25, 2022

by Foreign geezer June 12, 2018

A term similar to waste cyattie but instead of being a cum dumpster the waste scattie gets pooped on because she is into scat work.
by Fatlightning April 27, 2021

A dumb ass guy that dont know how to get his fucking mouth straight and stick his big ass nose where it dont belong
her: bro this dude im talkin to, he literally a fucking wast
him: whats a wast
her: a dumb guy that aint got his shit together
him: ohhh okay
him: whats a wast
her: a dumb guy that aint got his shit together
him: ohhh okay
by yogirllivv February 2, 2024

"Something stinks around here, right Fred?" "Yeah, the waste cooks are baking up a storm in the next building."
by Pet-AM December 25, 2008

The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.
Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
__________
Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
__________
Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024

(adj.) Wasted in the form and style relative to a familiar "Whitney." Usually referring to a step up from white girl wasted, in other words a good-quality level of intoxication without the embarrassment.
by MerriamWebster28 February 1, 2014
