Walmarght

Walmart: from the original name of the retailer, Walmart.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

Walmarght: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Walmart.

"Walmarght!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 18, 2013

WalMaliens

Amazing diverse and disgusting creatures that sometimes inhabit Walmart.

You should have seen the mother and daughter WalMaliens that I saw at WalMart today...they had matching vagomachs.

by anniep August 19, 2013

Wallotz

To drunkenly sway. Not staggering though, a drunk walk with class.

He took 3 shots than wallotzed back on over to his friend.

I wallotz back home every Thursday night at around 1.

by Harrickens August 21, 2013

Walmartitis

The negative health condition that occurs when one person spends too much time inside a Walmart Superstore.

While Chris was shopping in Walmart, he was antsy and disgusted with myself as he began to suffer a case of the Walmartitis

by pseudonymic_account September 1, 2013

Walmart

To remove an item from its intended location and place it somewhere it does not belong. This process is traditionally recognized at any Walmart superstore, (and perhaps originated there) however, it is a common practice noticed all over the world. For example, one decides an item in their cart is no longer needed, therefore, said item is deposited within the proximity of wherever such decision was conceived, perhaps when no one is looking.

To Walmart an item.
To Walmart something.
Somebody Walmarted that puppy.

"Oh, Jessica, that sweater is super cute! I'm getting it!" .... 10 minutes later... "hmmm, you know what, I don't want this sweater anymore. When nobody's looking, I'm gonna Walmart it right there, lol".

by idowhatiwant2 January 9, 2014

Waldo

Waldo: A person who is in multiple group photos with no real reason for being there, this person needs to feel important or "cool" so they will find any way to b in front of the camera.
Also see waldoing and dickbagging

Guy1;Dude who's this guy in the picture

Guy2;That's Bryce he's a total Waldo

Guy1;What a dickbag

by C.mf.w.b January 19, 2014

walmart stage

A part of dating in small town/country areas. This is the stage when you have started to really like someone and are ready to be seen with them at Wal-Mart, the big social hotspot in such areas.

After five early-morning Waffle House dates with Shawna, Hank was having a great time and thought he might be ready for the Walmart stage.

by Lavender2008 April 24, 2014