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Waste of sperm

The verbal equivalent of a nuclear strike. A title reserved for people, objects, or situations so mind-rottingly pointless that their existence is proof Darwin sometimes takes a smoke break. Calling someone a “waste of sperm” basically says: you weren’t just a bad roll of the dice — you shouldn’t have left the sock.

It’s beyond “loser.” It’s the final boss of disrespect. Think of it as humanity’s recycle bin, but empty.

Origin:
First dropped by philosopher/comedian/legend Rami Abdulgany, when a friend suggested banging the physics teacher who had just torched the entire class with an exam. The immortal reply: ‘Fuck her? Waste of sperm, man.’ The rest is toxic history.
“Homie just spent 45 minutes explaining his NFT portfolio… waste of sperm.”
by BlueMarketEnthusiast September 11, 2025
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waste of time

Playing Bless online

(the shittiest of shits, the most boring and crappy game in history of gaming industry, the TOTAL CASH GRAB)
Whe you keep playing a dead game that will very soon close all servers and you will lose all yours characters.
"OH WHAT A WASTE OF TIME playing this unfinished crap korean game"
by anonymous July 12, 2018
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waste statement

a phrase you wouldn't want to hear. This applies to phrases like " you're short of a dollar" in a supermarket when buying alcohol.
" waste statement, i have an umbrella at home" when stuck in a rainstorm..
by fah_Kardi January 31, 2014
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waste

A commonly used English word used to describe a product that cannot be used by the consumer.

A dissatisfying occurrence resulting in the lack or absence of a product or decreased productivity.
Nick: "YOUR NOT GIVING ME SUFFICIENT TIME FINISH! NOW YOUR GONNA FAIL ME! WASTE! WASTE! WASTE!"

John: "Shut the Fuck Up"
by TlombZ2 December 7, 2009
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after all of the wasted years

need a little taste of your fear
1: after all of the wasted years-

2: bro STOP SINGING TWIDDLEFINGER ITS BEEN THREE DAYS
by TFNUM1HTR August 5, 2024
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Unique wasted

Another term for "white girl wasted"
Crunk drunk from a gold four loko with a straw. Black out drunk, slutty dancing, usually making out with 8 different guys in the same night, trying to fight everyone, and flashing tits.
We're about to get unique wasted tonight
by Unique wasted March 7, 2017
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Lakewood Level Wasted

Getting overly drunk and overly high to a point only Lakewood graduates can obtain.
Wow Kris was lakewood level wasted last night
by Ricky Bobby2132453 December 5, 2014
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