The verbal equivalent of a nuclear strike. A title reserved for people, objects, or situations so mind-rottingly pointless that their existence is proof Darwin sometimes takes a smoke break. Calling someone a “waste of sperm” basically says: you weren’t just a bad roll of the dice — you shouldn’t have left the sock.
It’s beyond “loser.” It’s the final boss of disrespect. Think of it as humanity’s recycle bin, but empty.
Origin:
First dropped by philosopher/comedian/legend Rami Abdulgany, when a friend suggested banging the physics teacher who had just torched the entire class with an exam. The immortal reply: ‘Fuck her? Waste of sperm, man.’ The rest is toxic history.
It’s beyond “loser.” It’s the final boss of disrespect. Think of it as humanity’s recycle bin, but empty.
Origin:
First dropped by philosopher/comedian/legend Rami Abdulgany, when a friend suggested banging the physics teacher who had just torched the entire class with an exam. The immortal reply: ‘Fuck her? Waste of sperm, man.’ The rest is toxic history.
by BlueMarketEnthusiast September 11, 2025
Get the Waste of spermmug. Playing Bless online
(the shittiest of shits, the most boring and crappy game in history of gaming industry, the TOTAL CASH GRAB)
(the shittiest of shits, the most boring and crappy game in history of gaming industry, the TOTAL CASH GRAB)
Whe you keep playing a dead game that will very soon close all servers and you will lose all yours characters.
"OH WHAT A WASTE OF TIME playing this unfinished crap korean game"
"OH WHAT A WASTE OF TIME playing this unfinished crap korean game"
by anonymous July 12, 2018
Get the waste of timemug. a phrase you wouldn't want to hear. This applies to phrases like " you're short of a dollar" in a supermarket when buying alcohol.
by fah_Kardi January 31, 2014
Get the waste statementmug. A commonly used English word used to describe a product that cannot be used by the consumer.
A dissatisfying occurrence resulting in the lack or absence of a product or decreased productivity.
A dissatisfying occurrence resulting in the lack or absence of a product or decreased productivity.
Nick: "YOUR NOT GIVING ME SUFFICIENT TIME FINISH! NOW YOUR GONNA FAIL ME! WASTE! WASTE! WASTE!"
John: "Shut the Fuck Up"
John: "Shut the Fuck Up"
by TlombZ2 December 7, 2009
Get the wastemug. by TFNUM1HTR August 5, 2024
Get the after all of the wasted yearsmug. Another term for "white girl wasted"
Crunk drunk from a gold four loko with a straw. Black out drunk, slutty dancing, usually making out with 8 different guys in the same night, trying to fight everyone, and flashing tits.
Crunk drunk from a gold four loko with a straw. Black out drunk, slutty dancing, usually making out with 8 different guys in the same night, trying to fight everyone, and flashing tits.
by Unique wasted March 7, 2017
Get the Unique wastedmug. by Ricky Bobby2132453 December 5, 2014
Get the Lakewood Level Wastedmug.