Valentine's day

The day pornhub premium is free.

-Its Valentine's day today! How are you going to spend it?
-With my girlfriend, what about you?
-Pornhub wants to be my valentine. I'll be staying home i guess.

by PowerRager February 15, 2019

Valentine’s Redo

This day takes place on February 16th. It’s a day for guys/girls who have fucked up on Valentine’s Day and failed to make their significant other happy. It gives them a chance to redo Valentine’s Day. The reason it’s not on February 15th is because that day is for couples to argue about how Valentine’s Day was shit and it’s used for the man or female who fucked up to buy chocolate on sale lol.

Boyfriend: **doesnt even say happy Valentine’s Day or make an effort to see her**

Girlfriend: ** gets mad and tell all her friends**

Boyfriend: **feels bad because he wasn’t thinking about her feelings**

Boyfriend: **takes her out on Valentine’s Redo day and makes girlfriend really happy**

by 69XD420 February 15, 2019

Valentines day

A glorified holiday to try to sell cards

UGH i hate valentines day

by Livingiseasydyingisharder February 15, 2019

Valenversary

When Valentine’s Day is so close to your anniversary that you put all your love into 1 special gift on 1 special day

Happy Valenversary baby 02/15

by K1ngT¥ February 21, 2019

Valentine 2019

A chocolate cake with strawberry filling and cinnamon icing. Sharing love, loyalty. It can be a partner, best friend or sibling!

Yahya was Iman’s Valentine 2019 ( they shared a cake)

by TheBlueLeo April 18, 2019

Valentina

Weird ass girl who gets A+ in all grades but PE. Has very short temper and outbursts with ease. Very cocky and swimming in hormones.

Ewww, is that Valentina

OMG it is, ewww, disgusting

by Carpet buster April 27, 2019

Valentine’s Day Baby

1. A person who was born in November, therefore conceived in February.

2. The reason why there are so many November birthdays.

Hey isn’t your birthday in November? You’re a Valentine’s Day baby, hahaha!!!

by icd0214 June 2, 2019