Urban Dictionary

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- I wanna know the defination of 'qawsedrftfhytrgh'.
- Okay! Go on to Urban Dictionary then.

by galaxylover2006puppies May 3, 2021

urban dictionary

my best friend, always there for me when i don’t know what something means, and besides apparently everything has to do with sex, it’s very useful

Person 1: And i said stfu
Me: *Wtf does stfu means*
Urban dictionary: Now worries i got you

by cuteasabuttonhe March 1, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that's better than Webster's.

Me: I dare you to find this word in Webster's dictionary, and I'll look in the Urban Dictionary.
You: Alright!
(Goes on for five minutes)
You: I can't find it!
Me: It's in the urban dictionary. See, it's better than Webster's.
You: You are so right.

by Junkyard Squirrel July 30, 2010

Urban Dictionary

Tumblr's sister. Everyone on both sites are always high as fuck.

"Bisexual-reaching into someone's pants and liking whatever is in there.~Urban Dictionary."

"IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL!!~Tumblr."

by f3mal3_jasonmu April 24, 2014

urban dictionaried

When an ordinary word is defined in urban dictionary completely differently than in an average dictionary (usually is highly sexualized)

My innocence was destroyed because of the urban dictionaried definition of the word 'eggplant'

by boi_in_a_band December 12, 2018

Urban dictionary

A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex.

Me: *Looks up 'Cookie'*

Definition: "A woman's pussy."

Me: Uh, okay. *Looks up 'Kelly Clarkson'

Definition: "A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met."

Me: *Looks up 'Herbal Essences'

Definition: "The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle."

Me: Of course, Urban Dictionary. Of course.

by !!!!!@ December 18, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A website that used to be funny but is now, along with the rest of the internet, overrun with political content.

"I opened Urban Dictionary the other day and the first thing I saw was yet another Trump joke."

by PseudouniqueUsername August 2, 2017