twitter

When a man rubs his bushy mustache on a girl's vagina.

John twittered Sally last night.

Let me give ya a twitter.

by misterhorsehands October 2, 2009

Twitter

To play with yourself/masturbate. More often used to describe female masturabtion

I twittered her pussy and she squirted all over

by PatGoat123456 November 16, 2009

twitter gangster

A person who talks a big game/talks smack on a social networking site, but most likely never confront someone face to face. Used by Giants DE Osi Umenyora when describing Philadelphia Eagle LeSean McCoy's derisive posts labeling him a "soft."

Marco was being a twitter gangster when he ripped Jack for cockblocking at the the club, be we know that bitch would never step up in real life.

by cypherus01 June 20, 2011

Dutch Twitter

Is a person who has taken advantage of a situation using a form of drunk sexual deviance, to persue results in the distribution of non permitted pornographic material.

If you are surfing a porn sight called drunk bitches and find that your girlfriend is being fucked by "dirty sam: the oiled up bumb" then she probably has been tagged by a dutch twitter.

by dig biddy April 17, 2009

Ask Twitter

Asking serious questions or looking for solutions to large or small problems using Twitter. Not caring how many followers you have, you just want answers.

The BP oil company, instead of asking professionals or scientists, went on to Ask Twitter for a solution to the Oil Spill.

by PoundPup0034 June 8, 2010

twitter-pated

Originating from WALT DISNEY'S BAMBIE-The feeling your new girlfriend has when you first start going out and before she loses interest in you and doesnt want to talk about things apon finding out that she's moving to a different state. She will then find a new man behind your back who can supply her with a much better long distance relationship and find that he makes her much more twitter-pated than you did. she is then NO LONGER TWITTER-PATED by you. (SEE ALSO: horny, indecicive, unwilling, secretive)

"I got really twitter-pated when that hot guy drove buy with his nice car."
"Yesterday i felt really twitter-pated by him, but not today."
"Hmmm. I was twitter-pated when i first saw you but not now that i've gotten to know that you arent perfect..."

by bbrooks March 10, 2009

Twitteranity

N.- A religion focused on the benefits of being committed to something in short bursts at your own pace and not one dictated by society. Just as in Twitter, you limit yourself to only what’s important.

John: Dude, what's up with you lately? Why are you so happy?

Ben: Ever since I started following Twitteranity, I don't have time to be mad. It's just one good thing after another.

by Dbl G May 7, 2008