dick-teeth

A guy who has crooked teeth due to giving orally to other men.

"That guy totally has dick-teeth!"
"Freddie Mercury has a serious case of dick-teeth."

by pss121 March 22, 2009

Guatemalan Treetop Monkey Bang

The sexual occurrence of two mestizo females seated on the male, one on the male's face and one on his erect penis while another female throws poo at the male whilst seated on a bookcase or some other high vantage point.

I contracted SuperHerpes while engaged in a Guatemalan Treetop Monkey Bang, and the SuperHerpes won't stop singing about it.

by Mizerk July 10, 2010

tweetalicious

Someone you are following on twitter that is good enough to eat.

I have been following Michael on Twitter...ohhhh, he is so fine he is tweetalicious.

by jubu the fantastic March 20, 2009

Tweety turd

A bird's poo.

Omg there's a tweety turd on my jumper!

by Mandermen. March 7, 2009

Tweetversation

A conversation between two or more people that takes place on twitter.

OMG, did you you see the tweetversation between @randomperson1 and @randomperson2?

Bitch needs to learn to take a hint and step. off.

by StealthyMuse June 20, 2009

Tweetin' Shit

The equivalence of Talking Shit, only, this trash talking is over tweets on the popular social network Twitter.

Hey Brit, too bad your computer doesn't work, I've been tweetin' shit about you all day.

by jayarrghh July 2, 2009

tweetlessness

When you can't sleep because you are trying to think of things to twitter the next day.

"Dude, you look tired..." "Yeah, I was up all night--tweetlessness..."

by FitzLovin' May 28, 2009