(n.) the choice to give up on your crush because you've been put on the shelf for too long.
Humans tend to carry shelf lives of several months -- much shorter than that of canned foods. The average human will shelf die more than once in their life.
Humans tend to carry shelf lives of several months -- much shorter than that of canned foods. The average human will shelf die more than once in their life.
by nolandc September 02, 2019
Death Blooms is song created by a band called "Mudvayne" the song is from the L.D 50 Album and it's a banger.
Dark for fear of failure
An inner gloom as wide as an eye and fermenting
Roiling hate
Death grip in my veins
Unveiling rancid petals flowering forth foul nectar
The space between a blink and a tear
"Death blooms"
An inner gloom as wide as an eye and fermenting
Roiling hate
Death grip in my veins
Unveiling rancid petals flowering forth foul nectar
The space between a blink and a tear
"Death blooms"
by CockLord2222 January 05, 2023
When you die in a video game and you uncontrollably and instantly shout something obscene, usually conducted by immature twelve year olds.
À la the infamous pewdiepie bridge incident.
À la the infamous pewdiepie bridge incident.
xX_Gaymer420_Xx died to RGO Impact Grenade.
xX_Gaymer420_Xx shouts in his room "That fucking fuck-bucket".
That gamer has Death Tourettes .
xX_Gaymer420_Xx shouts in his room "That fucking fuck-bucket".
That gamer has Death Tourettes .
by [TAT]Diomedes246 December 26, 2019
The Breath of Death (shortened to BoD) is used to describe someone with such unbearably pungent breath that, with one whiff of the stench, it may cause someone to enter a state of anaphylactic shock. It instantly repels anyone from the local vicinity, causing a mass evacuation within the area. Anyone who makes it out alive may develop Post Traumatic Stress Disorder which may induced seizures if the scent is smelt again. This means that it is the list of notorious conversation killers (something that stops people wanting to talk to you).
BoD may occur if you eat: Raw onions, raw garlic, coffee, fish and other foods that have really strong scents. It also occurs when you wake up from a long nap (morning breath). Fasting for a lengthy period of time or having an exceptionally dry mouth will intensify the stench of BoD.
BoD may occur if you eat: Raw onions, raw garlic, coffee, fish and other foods that have really strong scents. It also occurs when you wake up from a long nap (morning breath). Fasting for a lengthy period of time or having an exceptionally dry mouth will intensify the stench of BoD.
by CowboyMisterEg December 23, 2022
unhand me Blanket of death
by I'm not a bad slime slurp June 03, 2019
A: I'm gonna kill you and poop on your face!
B: Don't poop on my face.
C: That son of a bitch is gonna get a death carl!
B: Don't poop on my face.
C: That son of a bitch is gonna get a death carl!
by XmegasaxonX January 15, 2010
Reffering to when the screen of your iphone jams then slowly fades to black. It can take several minutes to turn back on and is really annoying. One of the many bugs of ios7 or higher.
Guy 1: Hey mate can you google this for me
Guy 2: Sorry I can't my iPhone just went to the death screen.
Guy 1: Oh sorry that sucks
Guy 2: Sorry I can't my iPhone just went to the death screen.
Guy 1: Oh sorry that sucks
by breakfst October 26, 2014