Tim

Guy who thinks he is so good at NBA 2K but in reality, he is just a scrub. Often picks the thunder claiming they are his favorite team.

Uses Durant on every play possible. Plays with the thunder because he doesn't have a chance with any other team. Foolishly thinks he is the best.

Tim : Darin you trying to play me in 2K?

Darin: The last 5 times we played I skunked you. You feel Like losing again?

Tim: Imma get Durant and I'm gonna win this time.

(*Thomas gets Skunked in first quarter)

Darin: Now that's 6 times.

Tim: Maaaaaannnnnn! You got lucky again homeboy!

(*Cycle continues)

by Agentzero2400 September 28, 2011

tim

Usually the person in the group that has the raunchiest farts. Also is very decisive.

I'm Tim Vang

by OnlyDaTroof November 24, 2016

Tim

The biggest bitch anyone knows. Also he does crossfit. What a douche.

You're such a tim.

by Handmanbombdog December 19, 2016

Tim

A complete turn off

Tim is such a cockblock

by thebadesstdabberalive December 20, 2016

Tim

A small guy with a tiny dick

"Is that guy called tim"

"Yes how did u know"

"Cos he's a midget"

by Thank God for Atheists August 7, 2016

Tim

A toolbox who is not empathetic whatsoever. He sets off all kinds of alarms: fire, flamer, messy, lazy, mean, gay, etc. He is incapable of recognizing with an certain genre of music is appropriate. Usually has a beard.....uses other ppls towels..and doesn't believe in exercising.

boot tool Tim

by memeshawn January 3, 2011

Tim

Someone who is never at the blame for anything. Does not have much of an attention span and loves his room as hot as it can get. Also has some strange black spots on his penis that look like an STD.

If there is one thing that I learned from brayzzers, it's that if a girl says no, you follow to her car and Tim her.

by Alex1617 February 25, 2011