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Bullshit Ben

"I haven't used coke for 2 days!" said Ben Gibbo, from Tipton.

"Well that's Bullshit Ben. Dave subbed you a bag in Legends last night"
by Gingo June 2, 2024
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Perfect bullshit

It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.
“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”
by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020
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bullshit

When you take the reno warlock down to 1 HP and they play Reno Jackson and lose the game, before the knife jugler misses 7 jungles.
That Reno Warlock just played his Bullshit card, this game is so Bullshit
by SpoderFatGuy July 30, 2016
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Pull bullshit

Hood slang for playing games or doing something that the other friend is in disagreement with.
"Imma pull up at yo crib tomorrow."
"Hey, don't pull no bullshit, you better be there."

Homies shouldn't pull bullshit when they say they gonna do something.

My homie pulled some bullshit when he never gave me my money back.
by Adam buckley December 20, 2023
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white bullshit

The historical and actual phenomenon of coating the truth with a thick veil of pro-white propaganda (e.g. white Jesus) in order to propagate white supremacy.. A common occurrence in white spaces, even within governments of majority white countries, which manifests itself through textbooks, paintings, justification for wars and invasion, and more, in order to silence POCs and reduce their historical and actual accomplishments.
*walking through the Louvre*
"Wow, look at this painting. I didn't know Jesus was blonde and looked like our neighbor Riley."
"He wasn't. That's just white bullshit."
by gretchenwieners69 January 7, 2019
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bullshit path

a pathway that feels a hell of a lot longer to walk then what it really is. Just a boring ass pathway
I hate walking down bullshit path to get my drugs.
by Ddju October 7, 2020
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Bullshit

Call of Duty. When you play a game of team death match and a big fat pussy is sniping from the back of the map while you are engaging in a 1v1 with another play and about to destroy him.
(you start shooting your opponent)

"im gonna get you dorg, I'm gonna get you" (fukin 50 hitmarker sounds......nek minut)
"wat the fak you fat dorg, why the fuck you sniping at the back of USS Texas? you faking Kent. nobody likes you. suk my big fat ass.......fight me dorg"
your mate: "what happened?"
You: "this sniper fag is so fukin bullshit at this game."

Your mate: "yeah fukin bullshit I got sniped by the same guy"
You: "fukin bullshit"
by whatmyname? January 29, 2018
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