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Twitter

You know musk was never going to by it right? If you thought he was going to buy it you're a moron. Maybe he will see this and try to subvert my will. In which case, your welcome.
Hym "Musk acting like he's going to buy Twitter is like that scene from the DC comics where Lex Luther cures his sister's cancer (just to prove that he could) and then re-injects her with cancer. This is how you know you are controlled by big tech oligarchs. Elon musk is the decider of whether or not you get to speak freely. An the government is advertising for him in the form of their green initiative. But i digress. That wasn't a real thing. You're all idiots. I'm a genius. Hahaha!"
by Hym Iam July 29, 2022
mugGet the Twittermug.

TWITTER

Meeting place for teens, BuzzFeed "journalists", and fat commies. Essentially NPCs, there are numerous scientific investigations determining if these people have consciousness.
by GOVTisCORRUPT January 14, 2021
mugGet the TWITTERmug.

Twitter

Twitter is a fucking hell hole of a website used to cancel people for no goddamn reason.
John: Hey dude lets go on twitter!

Ben: Go kill yourself faggot.
by Detailed June 19, 2023
mugGet the Twittermug.

twitter fly

A person/ persons whom use twitter or other social media to spread misinformation/ slander towards others or subjects, as a fly does when it lands on shit and spreads nothing but scurge around.
"Quit listening to the twitter flys, Karen"
"You shouldn't be proud of being a twitter fly. Literally no one likes that"
by SoiledJammies December 11, 2024
mugGet the twitter flymug.

Twitter

person 1: hi
average 14 years old Twitter user: shut the fuck up racist <3
by eee eee May 29, 2021
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Twitter

A literal Dumpster fire, the only good parts are when you say something educational or in a minor section that won’t throw a hissy fit over the first syllable of your sentence
Person 1: I have a Twitter profile
Person 2: Why are you signed in to the Dumpster fire that is Twitter.com
by Json1040 May 31, 2022
mugGet the Twittermug.

twitter

a place for all to get cancelled for doing absolutely nothing.
dont go on twitter, or youll get cancelled.
by pterodactylfeet May 8, 2021
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