Couch

The best. Very loud. Super extravagant

I just got this weed from ol boy. Shit couch than a mothafucka

by Bdawg19112 June 21, 2021

couch

were you fuck your girlfriend.

Boy: ima put you on da couch!
Girl: what i dont want to!
Boy too bad! oo oo oh ya!

by yourdadisnotcoolsooof October 05, 2020

couch

were you sit with your girl friend and go "oo oooo ooooooo unt ooo"

Boy: do you want to go sit on the couch!
Girl: fuck yes!

by yourdadisnotcoolsooof October 05, 2020

Couch

The most comfy thing you could buy.

“This couch is so comfy!!”

by DoggyDiggy April 24, 2022

Couch

The best thing you could sit on

“ Aw man! I really need to sit on the couch, bro!”

by DoggyDiggy April 24, 2022

Couch Drumming

When one person is lying on their stomach on a sofa and another person starts smacking their ass-cheeks like bongo drums.

I was watching tv when Tyler snuck up and starting couch drumming me.

by Urbanymous February 18, 2020

Loser Couch

A couch in which the losers at -insert video game you're playing here- are forced to sit while they wait to rejoin the next round of said game.

Lizzy, You are playing like you should be sitting on the loser couch with Blake!

by MoronicMaureen December 25, 2009