frothy minty minge

when you eat a bird out after brushing your teeth

Jess: ahhh baby what a lovely tongue you have, i came like a volcano
Tom: yeh well i am a cunning linguist
Jess: by the way,i have a frothy minty minge, do you know why?
Tom: yeh, coz i just brushed my teeth ya stupid cow, now cook me some scrambled smeg

by Midget slinger July 2, 2017

Tinkey minging

It means a very rude word that is not right to use

You are tinkey minging

by Hurdct June 16, 2021

Minge Bling

The act of blinging up a minge via the use of cheap diamond fakery.

Hey Girlfriend, my Vag-jay-jay is looking lush since I had 169 cubic zirconia's super-glued to it! Check out my Minge Bling!

by Ratskrad January 20, 2011

big minge energy

A way to describe a woman who is typically uninhibited, butch, and tumultuous.

“Pat Butcher gives big minge energy!”

by AwesomeGuy898 February 8, 2025

Minge cluster

A collection of individuals walking to UEA from loft in Norwich.

Omg look at that minge cluster, they look like they’ve had a great night in loft

by Mingeyc October 29, 2023

Minge Crisis

An area or organisation with no shawtys, resulting in mingeflation.

"Wow you go to ICSM must be great"
"Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis."

by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024

Minge Guardian

A deeply insecure and distrusting man who constantly obsesses over his girlfriends, wife's or female friends attractiveness and percieve every mans interaction as an attempt to obtain access to his ladies private area. He will never relax in a social setting if there is one other man in the proximity, his hyper-vigilant state of paranoia is an issue that causes much friction in his home life

I'm so sick of him always behaving like this! I don't need a minge guardian, I can take care of myself

by Nicotharappist October 4, 2022