White Pine County

A county in central Nevada next to the Utah border. It’s county seat is Ely, and has the Humboldt-Toiyabe National Forest, The Great Basin National park, along with many other outdoor attractions. And BTW it is not by Las Vegas or Reno it is about 1- 7 counties away from each.

Me: I’m going to White Pine county Nevada next weekend.
Mark: oh so your going to Las Vegas?
Me: :/

by Slowedrumble42 April 24, 2020

Scioto county Ohio

Heroin, drug epidemic, meth , dirty diseases , thieves, liars , corruption, obesity, ebt is an income, incest. No teeth people

I passed through Scioto county ohio , wow those drug addicts are zombies.

by Ohio man February 18, 2020

I play county

Phrase used by teenagers in Ireland , especially rural areas . It means that they play for their county in Hurling or football . Despite there only being 15 players per Team , you’ll see several hundred of boys saying „ I play county „ in an attempt to impress girls . It’s a load of bollocks used by immature teens trying to come off as somewhat special despite all being having the same goal of grabbing a quick meet and a nude of an unsuspecting girl

Girl : so do you have any hobbies ?

Boy : yeah I play county like .
Girl : Every boy says that me .

by Leo_Varadkar69 September 16, 2020

Franklin county, Va

A county in Va that is full of retards and idiots who will annoy the piss out of you. If you’re a teenager stay away from Franklin County high school. There’s over 1,000 of us.

Every been to Franklin County, VA trust me you don’t wanna live there .

by Bob1234567788 October 17, 2019

Travis County Treat!

Placing Texas style Bar B Q brisket on your partners genitalia and then eating it.

Susan and I picked up brisket at Snow's yesterday and later we enjoyed the Travis County Treat!

by Damnidstuff November 30, 2011

Door county mist

When you take a laxative and get pegged in the ass and see how long you can hold it before you blow

I gave my boyfriend the door county mist and he made a shitty mess

by Mist master June 11, 2023

mitchell county sheriff

One of the main policing forces in Mitchell county Kansas. They are known for being corrupt and using illegal tactics against anyone who doesn’t live in Mitchell county. The county seat, Beloit, has a small technical college and the students there are consistently harassed and followed by the police there. Since they are often bored (low crime rates) they have to plant evidence to have any kind of action. The entire town of Beloit is a glorified speed trap. If you can avoid it go around Mitchell county Kansas. They don’t discriminate by race, they hate everyone. If you’re not a criminal, they’ll make you one.

Man 1: Hey are you going to the Waconda Lake?

Man 2: hell no I’m not going there! That’s in Mitchell County, Kansas.
Man 1: yeah good choice. The Mitchell County Sheriff’s deputies will bend your ass over and rape you

by Luwelyn.moss May 1, 2023