banana hat

a condom

A banana hat is mandatory at Charlie's parties.

Make sure you wear a banana hat if you're gonna mess around with Ava.

by JYC83 December 12, 2009

banana starfish

Insert banana into selected partner’s anus, peel banana to resemble starfish. Eat the banana out of anus only using mouth. Then ram the banana peel into partner’s rectum using penis. Therefore creating a chocolate banana starfish.

Side note: high levels of potassium in banana will reduce chances of cramping during prolonged sexual session.

Hey Jennifer! You know what really helps with heavy menistral cramping? A banana starfish!

by Professor potassium October 6, 2017

banana polish

Any kind of hand lotion like Jergen's or Intensive Care that teenage boys use to jackoff.

Mom, if you're going to the store, Brad needs some more banana polish!

by zekebones October 27, 2014

banana boobs

Boobs that sag at the top making a woman look like she has a pair of bananas sticking out of her bra.

That woman had the pointiest banana boobs ever!

by Deering September 11, 2006

Banana Pants

a random response to a perplexing inquiry, intending to confuse to the point of changing the subject. Given if the answer is not known or undesired.

A: did you know shelly was preggers?
B: Banana Pants
A: What??
B: OMG have you tried the pizookie?!

by unsped May 30, 2006

banana fingers

A spoof of the online cartoon "Salad Fingers", the main character is Banana fingers. Another character is Hubert Cucumberdale, spoof of Hubert Cumberdale.

"You taste delicious. You taste fantastic! You taste like popcorn."-Banana Fingers

by Yonnie December 8, 2004

Banana Sandwich

The placing of a mans aroused member between a ladies buttocks and rubbing it against the anus to the point of ejaculation

Janet wont go all the way, but she'll make a banana sandwich with any man. The ho.

by MrJonez March 16, 2009