Nah, I'd win.

The best thing to say when you're in a situation where nobody believes you'd win but you believe you would.

Also said by my beautiful and glorious blue eyed king gojo.

Person 1: Bro are you sure? He's literally built like prime Mike Tyson and literally as fast as a fighter jet.

Person 2: Nah, I'd win.

by Modimodo May 7, 2024

Buy-winning

The act of spending money at a great loss to the consumer, but still a tremendous win for both the seller and the buyer.

Interviewer- "Charlie i heard you were wasting a lot of your money at a clothes store this weekend. Is it true you bought a bowling shirt for 800 dollars?"
Charlie- "Yes, but i like my shirt so i would say i wasn't wasting my money but i was buy-winning."

by Walooza Malooza June 3, 2011

Winning

There is no winning, there is only not losing what you lost the last time.

There is no winning.

by Solid Mantis January 2, 2021

Slow and Steady Wins The Race

A strategy in racing games (and actual motorsport) where you rely on other people being bad at the game, and not making mistakes, to win. Usually involves not pushing a car to its limits.

Person 1: 4th place
Person 2 and 3: crash each other off the track
Person 4: gets a penalty for cutting
Person 1: now in 1st place
"Slow and steady wins the race boys"

by Romie_777 November 23, 2022

win-win situation

Sarcastic term for a "stacked deck" set of circumstances dat allows one lucky person to come out on top no matter which way things go.

Horny stud: How's this for deal --- if I win this game, YOU'LL agree to have sex with ME, and if YOU win, I'LL agree to have sex with YOU...??
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P

by QuacksO January 20, 2023

A win is a win

Used when you barely succeed at something in a way that isn’t expected or practical.

“Dude I forgot to study for the test”

“Didn’t you hear? The class yesterday all failed so it was postponed”

“A win is a win”

by drowwziie August 12, 2025

first win of the day

It’s what you typically add on Snapchat or any group chat of any social medium platform when you are in a match of any battle royale game. The funny thing is that no one who puts that up will ever be as good as my buddy Evan. Be careful because currently Evan only plays pubg but he is gonna tear cheeks up in paladins battle royale pretty soon. Anyone who says first win of the day following 4/21/18 is lying since Evan is the only one getting dubs.

First win of day was an inside job, and I bet everything i just said will be outdated but within 3 years. “Oh no way Evan won again using only 8x scope and no gun.” Other dude- “woah totally tubular considering the player base is already on its last legs.”

How many times do I have to rewrite this damn thing in order to get approved
First win of the day is good and that’s how it is defined will this be approved now

by Mc Lil Fookie Bookster May 28, 2018