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Smack the testes

by Daddysgayforkids October 14, 2018
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Water Break Tester

A water break tester is an individual (usually black) who has dirty, greasy, or otherwise gross hands which ruin the surface of an aluminum part or panel that is having the water break test conducted upon it.
These fuckin' water break tester's are stinking up the classroom.
by Mike Osowski October 23, 2022
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Topeka Taste Tester

To taste a finger, cock,dildo,or any other phallic shape after it has entered both the colan(man,or woman's)and vagina or any other orifice from another living creature during coitus
There is a hooker on 5th and Main who allows Topeka Taste Testers for no additional price.
by Finkdaddy McGill December 1, 2022
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Breasties before testes

From parks and recreation, means girls before guys
Ann: are you sure youre ok that im going on a date with mark?
Leslie: Yeah! Im over mark, all that matters is that we’re still friends
Ann: Breasties before testes!
by Defsnotateenagekidrn March 24, 2023
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European Torque Tester

The act of twisting someone’s scrotum in self defense, or pleaser.
“Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”

“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”
by Tactical Bob July 11, 2023
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phallus and testes

come and visit my phallus and testes
by nylonthingy March 25, 2024
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Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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