card tard 

when someone keeps trying to use a debit or credit card that dosnet work in front of you in line and it holds everyone up.

Man this guy in front of me was such a card tard the cashier said sir it says invalid pin number 3 times before finally they manually ran it through to get him out of there, and im trying to get through on my 15 min break

card tard by Kool Mint Flava January 23, 2010

ape tard 

A truly low chakra individual. One who is animal like. Ape tards are all about sex and violence. They have no manners.

"I don't know how these bartenders are putting up with all these ape tards. "
"Ape tards are rude and they do not tip."

ape tard by jimmycakes May 21, 2016

c-tard 

a retard
a really stupid person who did something stupid

bob: *drops plates*
james: BOB YOU ACTUAL C-TARD!

c-tard by thequiteamazingdead January 6, 2019

fw.idc.idk.tard

the one tiktoker that never misses

“hey you know fw.idc.idk.tard?” “yea that guy doesn’t miss”

fw.idc.idk.tard by lydiaf106 April 17, 2021

Avant Tard 

Cutting edge retard. Similar to avant guard, meaning cutting edge or ahead of its time, yet retarded.

Corky's performance in episode #12 of 'Life Goes On' was sooooo Avant Tard!

Avant Tard by Jenn Dickey December 17, 2005

fuck-up tard 

a complete and utter loser(a guy likely) who attempts to sleep with 2 best friends within 1 week of each other; fuck-up tards continue to be made fun of years later since they are such complete and utter losers!; aka Mohktar or Mucky

"Man....what a fuck-up tard he is!"

fuck-up tard by Amez July 2, 2006

light scrounging tard

A light scrounging tard is the name given to a chav who goes out and buys cigarettes and yet has no idea you have to light them until they leave the shop and open the packet. They then proceed to ask random members of the public, mainly people they don't like (mostly greebo kids) for a light.

Chav: Yo man, you got a light?
Member of Public: What? You light scrounging tard, you spent about a fiver on a packet of cigarettes and yet didn't spend the 10p needed for a box of matches? Fuck Off!

light scrounging tard by Tommy The Beer Drinker May 2, 2006