c-tard 

C-tard is a term invented and popularized in England. The full term is ‘computerely retarded’ (sic) but was later shortened to C-tard. It is a slang term to describe someone who has little experience or is just plain stupid when it comes to computers. The term can be used in a derogatory way but is often used for its comedic value.

Jeff: What the hell is this 'windows' I keep hearing about
Cloud: Damn C-tard

c-tard by Jeff Adams October 8, 2005

c-tard 

a retard
a really stupid person who did something stupid

bob: *drops plates*
james: BOB YOU ACTUAL C-TARD!

c-tard by thequiteamazingdead January 6, 2019

C-tard 

A computer programmer that prefers the old-school programming language "C" and believes that all "Object Oriented" approaches are just overcomplicating the task of programming a machine. He also thinks the C language is aesthetically superior to any other language.

John refuses to use C++ because he thinks it is ugly and stupid. He is such a C-tard!

C-tard by Andy Northvillage April 10, 2010