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C-tard is a term invented and popularized in England. The full term is ‘computerely retarded’ (sic) but was later shortened to C-tard. It is a slang term to describe someone who has little experience or is just plain stupid when it comes to computers. The term can be used in a derogatory way but is often used for its comedic value.
Jeff: What the hell is this 'windows' I keep hearing about
Cloud: Damn C-tard
c-tard by Jeff Adams October 8, 2005
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a retard
a really stupid person who did something stupid
bob: *drops plates*
james: BOB YOU ACTUAL C-TARD!
c-tard by thequiteamazingdead January 6, 2019
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A computer programmer that prefers the old-school programming language "C" and believes that all "Object Oriented" approaches are just overcomplicating the task of programming a machine. He also thinks the C language is aesthetically superior to any other language.
John refuses to use C++ because he thinks it is ugly and stupid. He is such a C-tard!
C-tard by Andy Northvillage April 10, 2010
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026