taking the milk out the cupboard

To take the milk out the cupboard, means to perform the act of male masturbation.

Last night, hope was taking the milk out the cupboard.

And got a sticky hand.

by hol&jess<3hope September 21, 2011

Taking an architectural tour

A funny way of saying "driving around because you got lost".

My husband wouldn't stop for directions, so we wound up taking an architectural tour of downtown Chicago for 2 hours today.

by 4Snowdogs September 30, 2011

taking a slash

Act of urinating, or taking a slash after many beers with your mates

Man 1 "hey iv had to many beers, i need to take slash"
Man 2 "pussy broke the seal now hes taking a slash

by ss123 February 11, 2014

taking it to the dump

After taking a girl from behind you ejaculate in your hand and slap her butthole with it (therefore) taking it to the (dump)

I was taking it to the dump last night

by Joe_flameyurass February 23, 2015

taking the proverbial

A more polite version of 'Taking the piss'

See taking the piss

From one colleague to another:

"I hope you don't think I'm taking the proverbial by asking you to do this work"

by Student54 February 1, 2016

talking out your jaw

Saying something dumb, or annoying, or talking shit

Girl1: Tracey is so ugly
Girl2: eww stop taking out your jaw
OR
Girl1: how many minutes are in an hour?
Girl2: ur dumb, stop talking out your jaw

by AsophD March 22, 2017

taking a dip

To swim; to take a dip in a body of water.

- I'm taking a dip, you coming?
- No, the water is way too cold.

by Sewil1 October 1, 2018