swag turkey

A very modernized elderly person

Person one: "Look at that old lady, using that tablet like a pro!" Person two: " Yeah, she's a real swag turkey.

by Epicjazzhound February 9, 2015

bald turkey

When your vag is bald, like a plucked turkey.

That's a lovely bald turkey... hoe

by theburmmachine November 30, 2015

albuquerque turkey

When you discover a discarded tampon and a turd in the toilet. The brown and red resembles a turkey.

That chick left an Albuquerque Turkey in the toilet. She's nasty.

by Masta_Tee August 10, 2021

turkey basterd

A baby made by inseminating a female with a turkey baster

I hear she kept his used condoms to try to make a turkey basterd

by wwx822 July 15, 2014

Turkey Tantrum

The explosive reaction when told 5 days after Thanksgiving that left over turkey will be served for dinner.

Husband: What’s for dinner Honey?
Wife: Turkey...we have enough for one more dinner
Husband: Are you fucking kidding? I’m sick and damn tired of that same fucking turkey!
Wife: stop your damn turkey tantrum or you make dinner!!

by Urban humor December 7, 2017

Turkey Purist

A self absorbed person who turkey hunts. Screams like a Neanderthal running through the woods for fifteen minutes after shooting a turkey. Makes sure to let everyone know they’re the best at turkey hunting. Essentially the “crossfit” group of turkey hunting.

Did you see that Turkey Purist video his turkey kill in selfie mode again? He made sure to let you know he smoked his cigar for thirty minutes after his “mystical experience in the woods” too.

by Bushwhacker1 April 26, 2023

Turkey Sammy

When you’ve been married for so long that you don’t have to use a code word but you still do.

Turkey Sammy!!!

We did pretty good this week, let’s Turkey Sammy.

by One of the pack December 10, 2021