super-

A prefix meaning "while drunk." For example, super-cooking is cooking while drunk, and super-volleyball is playing volleyball while drunk.

Hey guys, want to get drunk and play super-football?
Nah, we did that last week, let's just play super-Madden instead.

by supereli September 1, 2009

Super Saiyan Haze

this strain of marijuana is only possible if you take every strain of marijuana seeds known to man.... plant them all at the same time and let it grow.... this strain is named for its goku like hairs and awesome highs that will make you believe you have super saiyan powers...

yo man i just smoked some of that crazy super saiyan haze

by hymenmashers518 February 3, 2007

Super Mormon

A Mormon (LDS member) that puts their entire life and 110% effort fully into their religion. Super Mormons may include people that:
- Read and quote the scriptures all the time
- Enjoy church videos of all kinds
- Go to seminary all year without one absense
- Raise their hands to answer every LDS question
- Know everything about the church
- Hold high positions in the church
- Do not watch PG-13 movies
- Listen to church and classical music only

Overall, someone obsessed beyond thought with the Mormon religion. These people are commonly stereotyped at.

Frank: Hey Bob, how's it going? You have any lunch money I can borrow?
Bob: Yeah sure, just a sec...
(SM)Henry: Remember the 10th commandment, thou shalt not covet!

Teacher: OK, who can tell me what is in 1 Nephi, 7: 6?
Steve: (immitiadely says) "And it came to pass that as we journeyed in the wilderness, behold Laman and Lemuel, and two of the adaughters of Ishmael, and the two bsons of Ishmael and..." (continues through rest of quote)

by shutupdangit May 15, 2004

super sweet

Whens something is really good.

Dude when she bent over i saw her cunt. Super sweet!

by Will Myers June 11, 2006

super clasico

One of the oldest rivalry's in football (or soccer), River Plate vs Boca Juniors. The event in which this takes place is most notably known as the "super clasico".

Hey Billy, wanna smoke some pot?

Hey Jimmy, I have a better idea, let's smoke pot and watch the super clasico!

by Pobecax August 5, 2006

Super Awesome Wild Monkey Sex

The most incredible type of sex possible to have, very rare and hard to find, but doing so is totally worth it.

The easiest method is to go either Amsterdam's Red Light District located in the Netherlands or (in)famous brothels in Nevada USA.

Be prepared to shell out some major cash for the best sex you will ever experience.EVER!!!

Guy One: "I headed out to that one awesome strip club you told me about it kicked ass and I boned this really hot chick"

Guy Two: "Great to hear it, how was she in the sack?"

Guy One: "Amazing, easily the best I ever had, it totally counts as Super Awesome Wild Monkey Sex ."

Guy Two: "Seriously? Man your a lucky SOB! Do you have her number, I want to see if she willing to have a threesome..."

by Monkey-With-Wrench November 2, 2009

Super J

An excellent sex move, it can be any kind of sex move which brings maximum pleasure.

"Dude i can't belive you did a super j!"

by Pimp_92 February 2, 2009