Jesse's Special Mix of Steam

A beverage made by teenagers in a dire time of need,
by mixing any alchohol found in you parents cupboard.

Soren: IM STEAAAMIN!!!!
Jesse: waddafuck....
Soren: been drinking Jesse's Special Mix of Steam! TRY IT!
Jesse: I am Jesse....

by Naughty=Monkey December 8, 2012

Steaming Mitten

After doling out a Detroit Thunder Clap (DTC) the woman then scoops up some of her freshly discharged shit and proceeds to give a hand job to the man on the receiving end if the DTC.

After she gave me a DTC she proceeded to give me a steaming mitten.

by Lilac Thirteen December 16, 2011

nygah steam

During anal sex, when a black guy is having a three way accidently fucks his male friend in the ass; the man being penetrated jerks in a sudden moment having the penetrators penis to become lodged in his ass.

Conor pulled a nygah steam on chris last night.

by chrissoutendijk February 26, 2011

Steam Face

someone who can not comprehend social situations and hides themselfs alone in their home glued to their computer screen.

Jake is such a steam face, gross.

by hate steam July 16, 2011

Steam Cup

1. The act of blowing steam (a fart) unexpectedly out of your rectum into your own hand while wiping your ass.

2. Taking your friends hand while he his passed out and farting into it then placing it back over his mouth.

Dude 1- Pretty epic that we gave Jerry a steam cup last night.

Dude 2- I wonder if he can still taste it this morning...

by Doin' the Bernie November 22, 2011

steamed Humphrey

A sexual act in which your partner sits on your toes while fondling your balls and inserting your penis into their ear until you’re close to ejaculating. At that point, they then insert the penis into their right nostril and allow the climax to occur while screaming “Humphrey.”

Goddamn gents, Frida give me such a good steamed Humphrey the other night, she’s still blowing it out of her nose.

by Bitcheloid January 24, 2023

steam banged

When you open the oven or the lid to a pot of soup and get a face full of steam that clouds your glasses, thus leaving you momentarily impaired.

I got steam banged pulling my pizza out of the oven and almost burned myself.

by Discount Soups Emporium January 28, 2023