spongebob

There are 2 possible definitions:

Mainstream population's definition-a funny show about a sponge that lives under the sea in a pineapple. There is also Mr. Krabbs, his employer; Squidward, his neighbor; Patrick, his starfish friend.

Definition from anyone who is NOT brainwashed: a thoroughly idiotic show, on nickelodeon. it's seems a show more tailored to idiots, what with all the terrible jokes, and...it's just awful. it's just another one of those fads that appeals to mainstream Americans. (see ipod iphone playstation 3 rap the parkers under one roof american idol one tree hill laguna beach 90210 big brother taco bell wegman's south park family guy football jerry springer abercrombie&fitch) *now watch all the fantards attack me*

G1:LOL! spongebob's crying because he dropped a krabby patty on the floor!
me:...
G2:LOL! he did it again!
me:zzzzz
G1:dude, what are you emo?
me:*snore* what me? no, watching total sh*t makes me tired

by who reads the names? August 7, 2008

sponge

Someone who soaks up the fun.

We had a great time until sponge showed up.
Chris?
Who else!

by Philippe Delorme October 15, 2007

Sponge Goth

A wordgoth/word who also wears wordSpongebob Squarepants/word attire.

Terbush is a sponge goth, as he's gothinc, but he also wears a Spongebob shirt.

by adonkeyisaass February 27, 2004

[spongebob squarepants]

A retarded yellow sponge that is most likely homosexual. The network "nickelodeon" started running the show when it sold out and started airing programs meant to keep small kids between the ages of 4-10 busy.

steve: I wanted to tear my eyes out. My 7-year-old cousin was watching spongebob squarepants when i came home.

joe: That's rough, man. I feel bad for you.

by dublincatfish June 25, 2008

sponged the hog

the rather black art of making your motorcycle headlights look like a serious retard with crossed eyes

"Yeah,the bike looks nice but isnt it about time you Sponged the hog?

by paul May 26, 2004

spongenapping

The act of getting breast augmentation for free by dating the plastic surgeon.

Origin: Burger King, "an act of stealing inflatables."

Did you pay for those DDD's yourself, or did you get them by spongenapping?

by Josh December 5, 2004

Spongebobbed

(Adj.) riddled full of bullet holes

That bitch was talkin' mad shit, so I pulled out my nine and Spongebobbed his ass.

by el cartio August 13, 2012