Slow Getter Upper

A person or animal who slowly gets up in the morning.

Jo is a Slow Getter Upper.

by SmokeyThief July 18, 2024

slow grease

1. n. the name for both the substance and the moment at which you have realized that you have shit your pants, but it has yet to leak out of your anus to ruin your best underwear and your day.

Those chicken livers I had last night must have been bad because this morning when I dropped ass the ol slow grease dribbled out and ruined me favorite drawers.

by Doc Guitar November 6, 2014

slow joanne

whenever someone isn’t understanding something properly or at all, you call them a ‘slow joanne’

mymy: the third letter in hello is ‘l’
lili: i don’t get it
lala: of course you don’t, slow joanne

by yadeeyadeeya June 5, 2021

Slow damage

Slow Damage is a new BL visual novel game released by the company Nitro+Chiral, a branch of the popular VN company NitroPlus. It is 18+ and can get really dark.

Jacob: bro have you played slow damage?
Max: not yet. Still waiting for the English release. But I love Towa so far! He's my favourite.

by Jayden Killjoy November 2, 2022

Slow

A "Slow" is a secretive blowjob given to a male by another male.

"Wow I just got a SLOW from Sebastian who knew that he was gay?"

by i love joshy in bed April 26, 2017

slow

mehar

the definition of slow is mehar

by meharisslow April 1, 2022

Slow Franklin

When your darling sits on your face and you use their asshole as an oxygen mask

Yeah my wife came home last night and gave me a Slow Franklin. My neck still hurts!

by Dipshit Leonard April 2, 2020