Sloppy Dallas

Sloppy Dallas is when someone give you head with a mouth full of dip. Leaving your shaft to either look like a turd or lawn clippings

Hey Becky I'm horny and I don't want anymore of this dip gimme a Sloppy Dallas you slut.

by Ugggghhhh October 15, 2020

sloppy gib

When you can't get the frags you need to please blue

Oh jolly gosh, it seems I've been a sloppy gib

by Bigbridog March 10, 2023

Sloppy Karen

A sloppy Karen is when you’re giving a blowjob and you throw up on his dick and swallow it back down without them noticing.

Matt: hey, what happened with that guy last night you guys were really hitting it off?
Finn: oh yeah I took him home but I was so drunk I gave him a sloppy Karen but he didn’t notice so it was all good.

by Fboi April 26, 2020

sloppy dice

Noun. Also known as 76, derived from Rule #76 - no excuses, play like a champion. A game that'll loosen morals, challenge friendships and ensure that you're B.A.C. is at a Sheen level throughout. There is no victor, everyone wins and loses and the game concludes when all parties are physically incapable of consuming copious quantities of alcohol.

Dude I played sloppy dice last night - broke up with my girlfriend, shit my pants and went to jail. You tryin to play again tonight?

by StonedWall Jackson January 17, 2014

sloppy volcano

When you pour gasoline into your vagina, light it up and orgasm over the pain.

Person 1: How did Renay burn that?

Person 2: I heard she did a sloppy volcano

Person 3: I thought she got charzard-ed.

Person 1: Oh my god, no way, she is such a horny slut.

by UndercoverUxie November 2, 2015

sloppy Dallas

When your bitch packs a fat lip then sucks you off

Doobrah gave me a sloppy Dallas last night.

by An Absolute Fucking Idiot October 15, 2020

sloppy jackhammer

When you're getting head and you thrust into her mouth at the fastest possible speed.

Yeah dude, we were in bed and we did the sloppy jackhammer, and it's something you need to try with your girl.

by Uncle Squeeze May 25, 2019