rum shaker

the unannounced art of shaking one's finely toned ass!

came into being in the town of san antonio texas where they held rum shaking competitions for money! the grand prize reaching $1,000 for the best rum shaker!

depending on how you rum shake it can be either used as an insult or as a compliment.

a few popular rum shakers such as manny and bryan have put the art of rum shaking on the map and it has become an extreme sport!

"damn, that bitch can rum shake!"

"you can rum shake for all i care!"

"you African rum shaker!"

by crazygirl21 October 18, 2008

grimmace shake

This is when Barney is blowing Grimmace, and he has a massive orgasm all over Barney, with purple cum on purple scales.

Dude, I can't believe you had a grimmace shake with her after you are those PB&J sandwiches.

by Candied June 16, 2023

For Fuck’s Sake

Derivatives of: “For crying out loud” “For FUCKITY FUCK FUCK’s Sake” An expression of contempt, anger, annoyance or frustration at what someone is fucking up, when a person is acting like a fucktard, or at a WTFAAAACCCKKKK situation that is unfolding.

For Fuck’s Sake!!! Mitch McConnell has won the “Richard Cranium” of the century award for doing more in living memory to undermine the functioning of the US government.

by FashMaria November 15, 2019

cambodian milk-shake

*in order to do this you must be with a pregnant woman or a woman who recently had a baby*

When a woman lactates into a mans asshole, he must clench his buttcheeks, stand up, jack off and cum before any of the milk comes out of his crack.

Andrew: dude last night this chick gave me a Cambodian Milk-Shake.

Carlos: really did you succeed at it?

Andrew: no, i leaked, then her water broke.

by leddynamite May 7, 2007

squeeze & shake

squeeze & shake is what most guys do to their dicks when they're done taking a piss.

I always squeeze & shake when I finish taking a piss so I won't get a wet spot on my pants.

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

ninja shake

jacking off....usually in class....consists of the usual penis stimulation, then when called upon by a teacher or raising ones hand, u then shake ur leg violently to finish the job...usually causes ur desk and the desk in front of and behind you to shake also.

Andrew ***** did the ninja shake repeatedly in class due to his recent break up.

by WormShit678 August 11, 2006

snake shake

The traditional act of shaking one's penis after urination in order to expel the last drops of urine.

"Dude, you've got a massive wet patch on the front of your pants! You've pissed yourself!"

"Oh no! I knew I'd forgotten the snake shake!"

by John Superman December 6, 2013