simp september

A whole month where you simp harder than ever. No exceptions.

“Simp September is coming up dude.”
“Hell yeah man, I got 7 girls to simp for.

by Simp Pimp August 31, 2020

September 14

Get a dog and a cat and see where it goes from there

Go get a dog and a cat on September 14

by Idk76458 November 2, 2019

September

No Squirt September

Girls can’t squirt for the whole month. It is the female version of No Nut November

Cassidy: Oh no, it’s September

Jill: Why are you so bummed out?

Cassidy: Because it’s No Squirt September

Jill: Dang it, I shoulda used my August wisely.

by WhereTheHoesAt November 5, 2019

september 24 2009

you deserve the world ok. you're beautiful and young

you born in September 24 2009? wow you must be beautiful.

by my mom is here August 9, 2021

September 6th

Boyfriend appreciation day 🥰🥰

“Hey, babe! It’s September 6th!”
“So?”
“It’s boyfriend appreciation day…”

*cuddles*

by Psueneonymaojs September 6, 2021

super straight september

A month where you get to enjoy being super straight, kinda like pride month but for super straight people.

Bella: dude what month is it?
Alex: did you forget? Its super straight September!

by AvocadoToastxxx March 6, 2021

September 11

If you're born on this date you're gay

Really gay

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: How did you know

Person 1: You're born on September 11 th

by NotWelsh_Devil03 April 10, 2020