A shitty kris

Defecating in another’s trousers while standing up ,then rolling it around while sitting on their buttocks.

Kris gave gavin a shitty kris after gave him a rusty trombone.

by kristosticky December 16, 2024

Wet Shitty

When you spit in someone’s asshole stick your thumb in said asshole and put it in their ear. Similar to a Wet Willy

I bent Dora over a fence spit in her asshole and gave her the juiciest wet shitty she’s ever gotten!!

by Bano333 April 23, 2025

shitty mailbox

A gay man's dick's favorite place in the whole world.

I'm going to dick him in his shitty mailbox if you know what I mean.

by I_dont_know_why_im_here December 9, 2017

bustin a shitty

to make a u-turn or a shitty road manuever

he was bustin a shitty and ran into a parked car

by BAM89 January 14, 2008

The Shitty Gritty

When you're at the beach and get a handjob and use sand for extra friction.

"My girl gave me The Shitty Gritty a month ago and my penis is still raw"

by Maverick402 June 15, 2019

shitty bulb

When ones brain is not fully functional and they come up with awful ideas

She has a right shitty bulb in her head doesn’t she!

by Toesfam April 8, 2020

Shitty pop cock

I pop bottle that looks and feels like a big dick

I found a shitty Pop cock

by Tummy monkey Monday February 6, 2015