guy 1: hey guys have you listened to suprx’s new song?
guy 2: no, cuz his music is big shitty diaper
guy 2: no, cuz his music is big shitty diaper
by grug frim tha cruds November 20, 2020
To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".
I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.
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by Madssawy January 03, 2021
“Damn I was whippin’ shitties on my bike last night on the way home from the bar…and now I have a broken arm and a $3000 ambulance bill.”
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