Saint Anselm College

Petty fiefdom of warlord Fababa the Hutt. Comrade Commissar and Dolores Umbridge run the school with a colorful fist. Only school in the nation that needs an AA club.

THERE'S PEOPLE IN THE FOOD! On a more serious note, the food is worse than Valley Street Maximum Security Jail just 10 minutes away in the heart of the Queen City (t's very nice there). Highest recorded body count: 116, record goes to Joe. This poster knows of at least two brothels (greek life) on campus.

FUN FACT: Simping was invented in 1992 on September 25th at precisely 10:22 PM at Saint Ass when John Simp couldn't get it up with the girl's hockey captain.

"Too many stairs, 6/10" - IGN
"Smelly" - Particular Student Leader
"DIRTYYYYY DOMMMMMMMMMM" - Dead man
"Dom gave me gonorrhea, never trust a dom rat" - That dude in Hil
"Did you know that Uppers has A/C in every town house, but they only turn it on during Alumni weekend in the summer because admin is fucking misers?" - Ex Staff Member
"One of the monks just banned me from Dom" - Dom Rat
"Not enough chins" - Uppers Slut

Only thing Physical Pant is good for is hiring old washed out white doods.

SAC Student: I graduated Saint As with straight 'A's
UNH Student: Wow, congratulations, you must be very smart
SAC Student: Nah, I just blew the president

Local: Wow, you go to Saint As? Tulsi Gabbard was just there, did you see her?
SAC Student: No, I was too busy downing a couple kegs with my buddy dead on the couch

News Headline: "CDC investigating reports that COVID-19 originated from Dominic Hall in the Spring of 2019"

THERE IS NO MOLD AT SAINT ANSELM COLLEGE

by FababaTheHutt March 22, 2022

saintjocee

vibewithjocee is a big booty judy who is better then everyone.

“omg have you seen saintjocee??”

“yeah her ass is so fat”

by lvxiqa fan October 23, 2022

Saint

The exact opposite of you, a most likely 33 year old man who goes on urban dictionary and r/dankmemes while in your mother’s basement, and you should accept that.

“Abby is such a saint; you should learn from her,” - Your dad before he got the milk.

by SomeGuyWhoJustTunedIn November 1, 2022

saint Vincent Ferrer

the place where the girls that got rejected from Dominican Academy go. they also suck at soccer

Person 1: wow! look at that girl over there! her stylish uniform and her beauty and grace! does she go to Saint Vincent Ferrer?

Person 2: No definitely not, Shes too pretty for that. She definitely goes the superior school Dominican Academy

by AEO November 19, 2022

Saint MercatØr 🦅🦅

Da Biggest Bird fr 🦅🦅🦅🦅
Made a famous song, "Da Biggest Bird" with 3,366,692 streams on spotify.

Saint MercatØr 🦅🦅
Don't know what you've heard (Don't know what you've heard)
Don't know what you've heard (I don't know what you heard)
I don't know what you heard (Purchase this beat)
Don't know what you heard (Ezzie, I don't know, I don't know)

Chorus
But I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird
I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird
I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird (Bird)
I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird (Bird)
Verse 1
Bigger than a cassowary, or an ostrich (Me)
They wanna be like me, but they can't be like this (You can't compare, purchase this beat)
I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird (I'm the biggest bird)
I'm the biggest bird, I'm the biggest bird (I'm the biggest bird)
Walked in, they scared of me (I got 'em scared)
They wanna be like Moa, it's no comparison (Can't compare)
They wanna be like Chickadee singin' in the wind (Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet)
Pulled up with Aepyornis, yeah, I'm not him (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

by Zoro The Three Sword Definer February 19, 2023

Boondock Saints

When you're in a devil's three-way and both men ejaculate on the girl's face simultaneously, Boondock Saints style.

"...So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be..."

Bro, me and my boi went all Boondock Saints on this hoe. It was insane.

by LilBoon October 10, 2018

All saints school

All saints is a school full of trampy boys that cannot dress probably wearing jack ups And Sertain girls other there are holy wearing long ass skirts but the rest are opening their poom poom to give to the boys which is why the boys smell of tuna

All saints school: Trampy boys, tuna poom poom (sertain girls(

by All saints February 2, 2019