Pussy shopping

When at the mall,grocery store,gas station ect.. and acting like your shopping but really are trying to get a women to take interest in you.

I'm telling you walking into the grocery store with my uniform on makes pussy shopping so easy, like shooting fish in a barrel

by Animal man March 25, 2013

Window Shopping

Scoping out someone you find attractive even if you know you can't have the person

Person 1: Oh my God, he's so hot.

Person 2: It looks like he's gotta girlfriend.

Person 1: Dude. Chill out. I'm just window shopping.

by Madmads 99 April 25, 2015

shopping craze

Usually happen around Christmas - when EVERYBODY goes crazy about buying presents.

I hate Christams and shopping craze in malls...

by Sirith October 27, 2007

scrapping the gay monkey

angrily throwing a spent rubber against the wall after it breaks during (gay)anal sex.

I was scrapping the gay monkey because it might get lost inside mikoli.

by eg562 September 14, 2009

nitch slapping

When a man is having sex in the missionary position, and the balls are smacking the girls asshole

dude, i was nitch slapping last night

by urmomonmycock September 18, 2010

Going Shopping With Friends

Something teenage girls use as an excuse when really there going to give a blow job to somone

Hey mom im going shopping with friends

by Never_Gonna_Feel_The_Same April 2, 2015

bitch shopping

When you go out shopping for new ho'z

this girl playing bro, im bout to go bitch shopping

by dragonnutmagic May 20, 2016