sexual virgins

Virgins who read lots of romance novels, and who watch dirty movies. These virgins do not have oral sex, but they relieve their sexual gratifications by watching porn and reading romance novels.

Samantha and Ted are sexual virgins that are saving themselves for marriage, but who watch porn to fulfill their sexual gratifications until their wedding day.

by HoneyBear50000 April 23, 2010

sexually identify as an attack helicopter

'I sexually identify as an attack helicopter' is a joke/meme that originally started as a copypasta about a man who dreams of becoming an attack helicopter, it is used to make fun of/parody abscure and often absurd gender and sexually identification posts often seen in forums and blogs.

Hey! I sexually identify as an attack helicopter, Have you got something wrong with that!

by Nameayellowfruit January 3, 2017

Bottle-sexual

Attracted to bottles.

Oh bottle, you are absolutely sexy. I would definitely do you. Are you bottle-sexual? I guess i am.

by zingerburger July 4, 2011

sexual angst

Pent up anger or annoyance, when you have not had any emotional or sexual contact or sorts with the opppsite sex. Many teens feel this after some time of not seeing their significant other or not being able to spend time with them due to a tremendous amount of homework or family obligations.

The weekend was a bust, the time I spent with my boyfriend was lousey and interrupted. We saw a terrible movie in a crowded theater and got stuck having dinner at a family friend's house. On top of not seeing him all week and not being able to show affection, hug him, or make out with him, I had some serious pent up sexual angst so we have planned a night for just the two of us this weekend

by gr747 February 8, 2008

Bizarre Sexual Practice

Anything related to paraphilia.

See paraphilia.

There are alot of odd paraphilias and bizarre sexual practices.

by Mistercity August 6, 2006

Sexual Wednesday

Wednesday or the day of the week known as 'hump day' where many people are quite sexual. Often used as an alternative to thats what she said but only on a wednesday.

sarah: "this is so hard"
steve: "SEXUAL WEDNESDAY"

by YEAHBUDDY April 25, 2012

sexual advance

An attempt to gain sexual favor (be it physical or for long-term relationships) in the eyes of another

Bob made a sexual advance on Jill when he bought her dinner at that fine restaurant.

by Biff McLargeFriesWithThat January 4, 2008