5 Seconds Of Summer

a BAND (not boyband cuz they play instruments) consisting of 4 australian 16-18 year olds. THEY ARE SEX GODS!!!! Their names are Luke Hemmings (vocals, guitar), Calum Hood (vocals, bass guitar), Michael Clifford (guitar, vocals), and Ashton Irwin (drums, guitar). They are as hot as frickin Tartarus, and their accents alone can just blow up your ovaries. Then their singing, oh my gods. Their singing is shamazing. Think of one of the best bands that all sing ever, then multiply that awesomeness by 1000. Yup, that good. they're commonly known as 5SOS.

"Did you hear the australian dudes that sing Try Hard"
"Omg yes!!!! 5 Seconds Of Summer is like the best band ever! Luke is sooo........."
They continue to fangirl till they die.

by crazy_fangirl September 7, 2013

Sexfoot

The onset of sudden pain or cramps in ones extremeties, usually the arche/sole of the foot, as a result of lack of bloodflow to the area during coitus.

john: AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!! christ get off me!!!
Jenny: What? Why?
John: cuz i got sexfoot and it pains me like a muthabitch!
Jenny: oh...pity.

by Billy Baggins March 31, 2007

60 Second Assassin

a dude who busts a nut in a minute or less

Bill's ex-girlfriend said he was a 60 second assassin.

by Desecrating Monkey July 16, 2008

sexfoliate

To prepare yourself before a hot date, after which you anticipate some action. To pay extra attention to details of personal hygiene (i.e., shaving, plucking, waxing, trimming, etc.) in preparation for post-date nooky.

I have a date with that hot guy I met the other night. I better sexfoliate <wink>.

by ModernGirl31 June 6, 2007

secondhand friend

a friend you meet through another friend

Oh, she's a friend of Missy. At first she was a secondhand friend but now we're close!

by DMAK939 May 24, 2011

Michigan Second

Verb. Titty Fucking. Second Base on the Michigan scale according to local residents. Yet to be confirmed by a statewide poll.

M: Hey baby let's go to second base.
W: Sure, grab my boobs.
M: Nah baby, i needs me some Michigan Second.

by wink, wink December 1, 2009

5 second rule

A socially accepted rule that states a piece of food or edible meterial can safely be eaten if it is dropped on the ground for no more than five seconds.

The kitchen procedures (modified 60 second rule) of the San Remo Hotel in Las Vegas, NV.

by Sn00p July 10, 2004