Harpoon Season

Any period of time in which a man will try to hook up with any woman who greatly supersedes him in both weight and size.

It is a reference to the mid 1800's in which harpoons where the weapon of choice for whalers who hunted some of the largest mammals on the planet.

Person 1: Bro, do you see that chick over there? Ima get her number.

Person 2: Dude, she's got 100 pounds on you easy.

Person 1: Fuck it! Its harpoon season!

by k_jord March 2, 2022

pushin season

A term used to defined a window of time where an individual or group of individuals apply copious amounts of effort to accomplish a goal or achieve a new elevated status

“Nah fam im putting in double shifts it’s pushin season”

by lsaiah August 2, 2022

muddy seasons

a game where drunk leprechauns fight to the death with suitcases.

“hey have you played muddy seasons?”
“ye mate, just unlocked new character called codie gaskell, when he gets a kill he says ‘wait at stumps bro’!”

by haydenlovesmilfs August 21, 2022

Opp season

A time of year where sliding on your opps ( opponents ) at any time/moment is permissible.

“Are u fr about to rob him ? hes w his daughter bro”

“ion care he can catch this fade”
“damn is it opp season??”

by swoozo October 7, 2022

Dean Season

Referring to season where raunchy picks are sent government officials and/or teachers, lots of weed is smoked, interacting with NPCs, and saying not ___ season. Often referring to everyday July to the following June.

Dean season not Cole season.

by Erwin Fink Elmore the IV December 7, 2022

Bonnet seasoning

To add oil and growth serums to bonnet hair cover

Bonnet Seasoning-Soaking hair bonnet In hair growing oil to have your bonnet seasoned

by It’s a thing February 14, 2023

miss of the season

1. term used by commentators to describe a footballers sometimes hilarious miss.

2. term used by friends to mock a male who has failed to shag the town bike

John Motson: "Rooney, Giggs and Ronaldo, now surely, Ye - Oh - no! miss of the season. Piss poor shot from Ronaldo

Kev: "As if you didn't bang Sally, she is soo easy!"
Gav: "Yea but i forgot my rhohypnol"
Kev: "Oh, mate, miss of the season!"

by Jeffrey Douglas November 19, 2006